Dare to dream of magic and unicorns with purple, water-based, Creature Slime! Douse your toys or partner in slippery, purple slime for ultimate erotic escapades. Let this slippery sensation engulf you and your creatures, driving you to the peaks of pleasure. Keep the magic pure with an unscented formula that lets you ride the monster without smelling it. Its water-based composition ensures you can wash away evidence easily from fabric while being versatile enough for any toy. Made without parabens and glycerin, its the cleanest choice for maintaining your natural harmony. Whether it's a solitary exploration or an adventure with mythical companions, this slippery delight promises unparalleled pleasure.
In the Creature Cocks lab, we use only the finest, high-quality creatures to extract slime from! Whether it's space gel from Galactica 9, sea monster froth from the deep sea squids, love juice from the easily excited jungle critters, or hell's blood from the demons of the deep, these lubes are made of the most horrific, fantastic, out of this world creatures! Pair them up with your own Creature Cocks toy and enjoy the feeling of slippery, wet, fully satisfying slime!
Slippery Creature Slime
Unscented
Water-Based
Paraben and Glycerin-Free
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