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The Only Noodle with a HARD-ON!

Ingredients: Enriched Macaroni Product ( Wheat Flour, Niacin, Ferrous Sulfate (Iron), Enriched Colored Pasta Product (Durum Wheat Flour, Wheat Flour, Yellow 5 Lake, Blue 1 Lake, Niacin, Ferrous Sulfate [Iron], Thiamin Mononitrate [Vitamin B1] Riboflavin [Vitamin B2], Folic Acid)

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