Introducing the newest holiday candy, Suck a Bag of St. Nicks Dicks! This hilarious treat is the perfect way to spread some naughty festive cheer. Imagine the looks on your friends and familys faces when they unwrap a bag of these sugary, phallic-shaped candies. Its a surefire way to get a few laughs and maybe even a few blushes!
These bad boys come in a pop display with 100 mini-packs, so you can share the naughty fun with everyone on your list. Stick em in stockings, slip em under the tree, or just leave em out for all to enjoy. Who knows, they might even put a smile on old St. Nicks face!
So, what are you waiting for? Grab a Bag of St. Nicks Dicks and let the holiday hijinks begin! Just dont blame us if you end up on the naughty list.
We at TezNPlz.com ("Tease & Please") are committed to ensuring your order is shipped with the utmost discretion and care. Here's what you need to know about our shipping practices:
Discreet Shipping Your order will arrive in plain, unmarked packaging with a return address labeled only. For added discretion, "Tez N Plz" will also appear on your credit card statement. The name "TezNPlz.com" or "Tease & Please" will not be displayed on the package or your credit card statement. Additionally, we do not mail catalogs or promotional materials to your home.
Packaging Your order will be shipped in a plain box or envelope without any external advertisements. The return address will not include the TezNPlz.com brand name to maintain your privacy.
Domestic Returns Policy Unopened domestic orders returned to us as undeliverable will incur a minimum fee of $35 for handling and a 25% restocking fee. Any remaining balance will be credited to your account in the form of a coupon code for future use. Due to the intimate nature of our products, TezNPlz.com does not accept product returns under any circumstances.
International Returns Policy Unopened international orders returned to us as undeliverable will incur a minimum fee of $60 for handling and a 25% restocking fee. Any remaining balance will be credited to your account in the form of a coupon code for future use. As with domestic orders, we cannot accept product returns under any circumstances.
Customs, Duties, and Taxes International customers are responsible for all customs fees, duties, and taxes. Should our shipping account be charged for these fees, your credit card will be billed accordingly. Any postage or freight costs for returned shipments will also be billed to your account.
Order Processing All orders are processed in the order they are received and typically ship within 24 business hours of receipt. Please note that transfers and large orders may require additional processing time.
We appreciate your business and are dedicated to providing a seamless, private shopping experience for all our customers. If you have any questions about your order or our shipping policies, please don't hesitate to contact us.
