Attention, candy lovers and pranksters alike! Are you tired of telling people to suck it without the proper tools? Well, pucker up buttercup, because Suck a Bag of Sour Candy is here to save the day!
This 25-pack of tart, penis-shaped candies is the perfect way to tell someone to eat a bag of well, you know. Each pack contains five little sugar schlongs, giving you plenty of ammunition for your next verbal showdown.
But wait, theres more! These phallic treats arent just for insults. Theyre perfect for:
Spicing up your bachelorette party (because nothing says last night of freedom like a mouthful of candy dicks)
Filling your piata with a surprisell make your guests say, Oh my!
Passive-aggressively hinting to your coworker that theyre a total tool
So whether youre dealing with a cheating ex, a self-absorbed friend, or that dense coworker who cant take a hint, Suck a Bag of Sour Candy has got you covered.
We at TezNPlz.com ("Tease & Please") are committed to ensuring your order is shipped with the utmost discretion and care. Here's what you need to know about our shipping practices:
Discreet Shipping Your order will arrive in plain, unmarked packaging with a return address labeled only. For added discretion, "Tez N Plz" will also appear on your credit card statement. The name "TezNPlz.com" or "Tease & Please" will not be displayed on the package or your credit card statement. Additionally, we do not mail catalogs or promotional materials to your home.
Packaging Your order will be shipped in a plain box or envelope without any external advertisements. The return address will not include the TezNPlz.com brand name to maintain your privacy.
Domestic Returns Policy Unopened domestic orders returned to us as undeliverable will incur a minimum fee of $35 for handling and a 25% restocking fee. Any remaining balance will be credited to your account in the form of a coupon code for future use. Due to the intimate nature of our products, TezNPlz.com does not accept product returns under any circumstances.
International Returns Policy Unopened international orders returned to us as undeliverable will incur a minimum fee of $60 for handling and a 25% restocking fee. Any remaining balance will be credited to your account in the form of a coupon code for future use. As with domestic orders, we cannot accept product returns under any circumstances.
Customs, Duties, and Taxes International customers are responsible for all customs fees, duties, and taxes. Should our shipping account be charged for these fees, your credit card will be billed accordingly. Any postage or freight costs for returned shipments will also be billed to your account.
Order Processing All orders are processed in the order they are received and typically ship within 24 business hours of receipt. Please note that transfers and large orders may require additional processing time.
We appreciate your business and are dedicated to providing a seamless, private shopping experience for all our customers. If you have any questions about your order or our shipping policies, please don't hesitate to contact us.
